Randal "With one L, thank you" is Mr. McCrazy's best friend. I never expected to love him, but ugh, it happened. Not in the LMN-let's kill Mr. McCrazy so we can be together and live off the insurance money-way. Yuck. Thinking of One L Randy in a sexual way honestly makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Because I really have come to think of him as a brother. Almost to the level of G, my biological brother, but not quite. Because G put in some years, yo.
But, anywho, Randy was over here the other night and I decided to banter with him and Mr. McCrazy for a little bit, at least until The Tudors came on which was going to be soon, but I figured I could spare 15 minutes prior to the premiere. Speaking of the Tudors, I love how they are trying to be realistic and make Henry progresssively unsexy. He was a feckin MACHINE in season 1. Then Anne turned him out and he decided to cut her head off. That show is feckin awesome because it is based on real events. And again, not in the lame LMN kind of way. The Tudors are Made.Of.Win.
So, back to McCrazyland. When I walked into the dining room, Mr. Mc and Randy were chatting about hoes. As they do. Randy is a catch... or something. No, he is... I guess. I try to be in denial, but, like, one of my girfriends (yeah, I will say it - Krys) fell prey around wedding-time and they became lovers. Lovers sounds so Harlequin Romance-y. So, I will use a Marlon term and call them cut buddies. Because that sounds more like what it was. Krys fell prey to Randy and it was good times had by the two of them. Or maybe he fell prey to my friend? They fell prey to each other. Mr. Mc was all, "HELLS NO!" because he felt it was a little too Pam and Tommy for his taste and was afraid it would end up putting a wedge of awkwardness in our friendships. I don't know my take on that, but I will say that this one time it did put a wedge of bitchassness in our relationship when Randy went all emo over New Year's and kicked us out of his apartment when his chick-of-the-season (COS) got a little (justifiably) pissed because Randy was flirting with Krys (and K was looking extra cute that night, I must say) and not spending time with her-- COS. By the way, that chick had some HUGE knockers. She seemed pretty cool, too. I really ain't mad at her getting pissed. I would have been pissed, too. But she kind of made, like, a scene, stormed out slamming doors, but then she lost all cred with me because she came back. Dude, after you do a "I said good day!" you got to be consistent.
Don't came back 2 hours later for the late sex. So, instead of being my SHE-ro for being all gangsta, she is whack and being blogged about.
And we're back. Randy says something about various chicks and I said, "Yuck!" because its gross to think of him having the sex. And he said, "What's 'yuck'? Because I get butt?"
And I laughed myself all the way back to the bedroom so I could watch the Tudors. "Get Butt" is hilarious to me. Because I am juvenile and easily amused.
By the way, The Tudors kind of disappointed me. There was no 'getting butt'. Charles Brandon is still sexy as ever though. Niiice. Henry's got the ulcer on his leg now. YUCK. And they got a new Jane Seymour. She is soooo not the same one from last season when Anne was all, "Get this bitch out of my court!" and Henry was all, "Bitchcrazy, she bout to get your job cause you won't give me no sons!" and Anne was all, "You made me lose our son cause you got hoes on your ass and it pisses me off!" and Henry was all, "You talk too much, you are getting on my feckin nerves, I think you are a witch, I am cutting off your feckin head!" and Anne was all, "I didn't feck my brother! And, my neck is little!" Season 2 was the shiz. I don't see how the show can get any better. We will see what happens this week.
